With great jello shots come great responsibility.

— (via thisisnotyourhomework)

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

the more you know.

I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

rawviridianink:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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Adorable

lazyoaf:

You’re weird but I like you.

lazyoaf:

You’re weird but I like you.

(via whiteviolins)

Dear past me

ladybeek:

Dear past me,

Love, present me

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